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Since I have time on my hands, behold, copypasta!

STUDENTS

Tahani al-Jamil (

sexy_giraffe), is a rising Junior from The Good Place (pre-canon, because she's still alive and is here to make all the selfish choices!)

British. So very British.
Tall. So terribly tall.
Knows everyone, or at least says she knows everyone. Her family is very upper crust and so her default expression generally veers towards "wondering whether to call your manager".

Clare Devlin (

craic_killer) (pronounced "crack"), is also a rising Junior, but she's from Derry Girls, end of the second season.

Catholic teenager from Derry, Northern Ireland, during the 1990s at the very end of the sectarian violence euphemized as "The Troubles".
Nigh incomprehensible because of that (seriously, need her and Cait to get into a conversation where no one can understand anything.)
Has never travelled outside of Northern Ireland, so this whole place will be an experience. Fortunately, she handles stress very well! *

*this is a lie.

TEACHERS

Anakin Skywalker (

sith_happened) from Star Wars, prequel edition, is your Dean of Students, your leader of summer shenanigans, and your ethics teacher this Fall because 15 years later I am still beating this joke to death.

Insanely powerful Jedi-turned-Sith-turned Jedi married to the lovely Rory Gilmore for now more than a decade. So...just sit with that a second.
Post canon, though canon keeps showing back up to make him relive his terrible, terrible, Vader-shaped choices.
*waves at Grogu*
Despite appearances, doesn't hate all of you.
Probably.

Steve Rogers (

heroic_jawline), from the MCU Marvel universe, is teaching teamwork with Tony Stark! Surely nothing will go wrong there.

Steve's timeline is now caught up to just after Age of Ultron, with some adapted-for-Fandom shifts.
Married to iamafuturist, for one. Still has a MCU!Tony up at the Avengers compound and yes, it does get awkward.
Splits his time between here and his team upstate because unlike the movies, I believe in communication and team building and so he's doing that.
Tall, blond, spangled super-soldier...genuine, kind, earnest, will only punch things very hard when they are asking for it.

TOWNIES
Eric Northman (

texted3times) is from True Blood, the old HBO show and has been here since it was an ongoing HBO show, so there's that.

1000 year old vampire who runs the Devil's Nest. Alone. And absolutely not in some kind of passive-aggressive power struggle with Lucifer.
Will definitely sleep with you.
You're welcome.

Steve McGarrett (

grenadesandohana) is from the CBS reboot of Hawaii 5-0 (currently working through season 5) and works at the Trooper Station when he's not traveling back to Hawai'i for incredibly improbable emergencies/chances for him to lose his shirt. (Hey, CBS knew its demographic.)

Head of the police task force back in Hawai'i, so he sometimes (a lot) forgets he's not in charge of anything here.
Former Navy SEAL, but still tries to train like a current Navy SEAL, so feel free to mod seeing him running/swimming early in the morning or late at night, since he runs twice a day and swims once.
Despite every interaction they have together, is not actually married to hatesparadise, but it's an easy, expected, mistake to make.

FRY