Voicemail!

[sexy_giraffe]

"This is Tahani al-Jamil. I am, of course, screening my calls. I will call you back if you are interesting enough! Ciao!"

Comments

[mother_forker]

Oh. Eleanor had no idea who that was who just left a message but she was forking down with it.

Drunk makeovers? Fork yeah! Let's do this shirt! Meet me at the roof of the dorm and I'll bring the schnapps!

[sexy_giraffe]

It went here, here, and here!